Category: Noteworthy Topics in Text Form

A noteworthy quilt in the making. @noteworthytopics

Sometimes when I’m tying my shoes I mess it up
If I’m alone it’s ok, I just retie
But sometimes others are watching, like if I’m leaving their place
I loop it over pull it around, pull it through
But if I didn’t make the loopie tight enough I pull the end all the way through
And the second loopie becomes a long dangler
And then I have two choices
Accept defeat and retie, making the silent shoe tie exit bend double in length
Or stand up and pretend it didn’t happen
But if they were watching you closely they know what just happened
You can’t bend back down
That’s the bend of shame
These are the problems

I’m starting to wonder if this is the right platform for me to complain about spiders and poo.

your instagram feed is going to make a great funeral slideshow

I like that pastel colours are in style, but that means that they won’t be in style soon. Damn.

I can’t tell the difference between wind-coats and rain-breakers. I get wet.

When I go to the bathroom I use my pinky to open the doors so that I don’t get germs all over my hands. But when I rub my eyes I use my pinky because I figure there are less germs on my pinky.

It’s a real problem.